Subject: canadians.
Date: Dec 30 2004 12:46:46 PM
Author: j.

fuck all of you. Everything decent about America is distilled, brought north, and made fucking awesome by talking about it next to a fire with your fucking beautiful French-Canadian, or Indian-Dutch, or Italian-Armenian girlfriend, who is such a beautiful mongrel that you just want to die.

Plus, you've got about six months out of the year where you spend half of your time staying indoors and thinking "wouldn't it be hot if we did THIS..", or being fucking awesome and going outside to ski.

Fuck you America. Fucking pussies. Twenty below? Yah. Ri. Ght. That's fucking CELSIUS, and who cares? When it hits -25 we can go back inside.

Even the Vice folk are Canadian. How about that.

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